Awesome Quotes

“Life is not the amount of breaths you take- its the moments that take your breath away.”

~ Hitch

“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we might as well dance”

~ annon.

“Thats not sign language, you’re still whispering!”

~ Stacey

“How do you do? We’d like to buy a body.”
“I have never heard of such a disgusting thing! Get out!”
“Pesos.”
“May I suggest Gonzalez. He was killed just last night in a police shootout.”

~ Bad Medicine

“Doc are you telling me you built a time machine . . . out of a Delorean?”
“The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?”

~ Back to the Future

“There are only two things that you have to remember: never fall asleep where anyone can see you, and make sure your name is very clearly marked on your lunch.”

~ Armed and Dangerous

“I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn’t my fault, I swear to god!”

~ Blues Brothers

“That poem, “The Walrus and the Carpenter,” that’s an indictment of organized religion. The Walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buda, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god Lord Ganesha. Now, that takes care of your Eastern religions. Now, the Carpenter, which is obviously a reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter’s son. He represents the Western religions. Now, in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They dup all these oysters into following them, and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en mass. Now, I don’t know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths, based on mythological figures insures the destruction of ones inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of, out of fear of some intangible parent figure that shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, “Do it . . . do it and I’ll fu**in’ spank you!”

~ Dogma

“If you build it, he will come.”

~ Field of Dreams

“Get out of my temporal lobe, House.”

~ House: MD

“The sea-monkey has my money.”

~ Finding Nemo

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